La Tour Eiffel

Last night, on a whim [cough cough] while I was drunk [cough], I posted what I think is one of the best, funniest pieces I've ever written to Casual Encounters. Here's what I wrote:

Have you ever been to Paris?

Then you've seen the Eiffel Tower.


Before I turn 30, I want to live out one of my fantasies: I want two hot, smart, preppy, straight/straightish guys to fuck me at the same time.

My fantasy is that we meet at a swank bar downtown. We get tipsy and two of you whisper nasty things into my ears and get me so worked up you take me back to your bachelor pad and fuck me together.

You and your pal are: 25-35, fit, hung, college educated (or are pursuing your degree), and secretly freaky. For example: You wear a coat and tie to work, but you liven up boring meetings by sending girls pictures of your rock-hard cock from your Blackberry.

I am: 29, brunette, big tits, big ass, smart as a whip, and preppy with a wild streak. I might wear a polo shirt and a madras skirt to our date, but don't be surprised when I tell you to slap me while we fuck.


Use the word "Topsiders" in your email so I know you're for real.

I received a couple of promising responses! Now I just need to get drunk again so I can respond.